新概念雙語：爪機(jī)黨心聲：打字聊天最抓狂的9個(gè)時(shí)刻

1. When you're mid-response and your BFF adds more info to the text conversation:

1、當(dāng)你正在回復(fù)好基友/好閨蜜的信息時(shí)，對(duì)方又給你發(fā)了一條新信息：

我在回復(fù)你的時(shí)候不要給我發(fā)信息啊，我打的東西又得全部改掉了!

2. When you see the three dots response disappear and reappear for what feels like forever and then JUST get a "LOL," "Ha!" or "K" back:

2. 看到對(duì)方正在輸入的提示閃來閃去，好像停不下來卻怎么也等不到回復(fù)，然后對(duì)方只給你發(fā)了一個(gè)“哈哈”：

和別人打字聊天

我看到“正在輸入”閃了10分鐘

我還以為要給我發(fā)一大段真情流露感人肺腑的話，我已經(jīng)準(zhǔn)備好要回一些充滿智慧并且/或者暖心的話了

最后對(duì)面發(fā)來的是：

哈哈

3. When you're super excited to share something with a friend and then never hear back:

3. 你超級(jí)激動(dòng)地和一個(gè)朋友講一件事，然后那人整天都沒回你：

我給別人發(fā)信息，人家不回我

……

怪我咯

4. When your friends finally text you back, HOURS LATER, but you're OVER the conversation you wanted to have:

幾個(gè)小時(shí)之后你的朋友終于回復(fù)你了，但是你已經(jīng)沒有興致再講本來要講的東西了：

我給別人發(fā)信息，那人6個(gè)小時(shí)后才回我……

“噢，我還以為你死了。”

5. When you send a text, then follow up because you haven't heard back, and they say, "What text?":

5. 你給別人發(fā)了一條信息，對(duì)方?jīng)]反應(yīng)，然后你問對(duì)方有沒有收到，對(duì)方說：“收到什么?”：

我最討厭別人說沒收到我的信息……心機(jī)婊，你沒收到難道別人收到了?

6. When you're excited that you can finally check your phone after a busy day only to find out that NOBODY has texted you:

忙了一天之后終于有空看看手機(jī)了，興奮地翻了翻，發(fā)現(xiàn)根本沒人給你發(fā)信息：

我看手機(jī)有沒有新信息的時(shí)候是這樣子的：

“小伙伴們，你們給我發(fā)0條這么多的信息我回不了啊……”

7. When you're desperately trying to find a way to end the conversation, but don't want to come across as an asshole:

7. 你千方百計(jì)想要結(jié)束對(duì)話，但又不想讓對(duì)方覺得你很討厭：

如果我回“呵呵”的話，那就說明我寧愿去死也不想再聊下去了。

8. When you're mid-composing a text back and all of a sudden see the incoming call signal:

8. 當(dāng)你正在回復(fù)對(duì)方的時(shí)候，字打了一半，突然對(duì)方打過來了：

大哥我真是服了你了。

9. And finally, when you're so deep into your text conversation that this happens:

9. 最后呢，當(dāng)你打字聊得太投入的時(shí)候，就會(huì)這樣：對(duì)，撞樹上...